My company was doing a fundraiser last night and Pearl Jam was going to be there. I called Paul to see if he wanted me to put his name on the list. The conversation went something like this.

Jordan: Do you want me to put your name on the list?
Paul: How long are they playing for?
Jordan: Well, they’re not really playing. They’ll just be there.
Paul: Oh.
Jordan: Do you want to go?
Paul: Well, I don’t really have anything I want to say to Eddie Vedder.