So when I was doing laundry last night a scary dude came in and was swearing at me. And then he pulled out some coke and snorted it in front of me then he pulled out a knife and cut a cantaloupe up and ate it in four minutes. It was scary and fascinating and Paul says I never have to go back to the Rising Star.
ps: I called Paul immediately and he was there within a minute and if the dude would have tried anything Paul would have kicked his coked up ass.
Salem
July 12, 2006
I officially question Paul’s toughness. I mean, has he even won a Stanley Cup? Please post Paul’s toughness resume.
jordan
July 12, 2006
Toughness Resume of Paul Ferney
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1. Husband of Jordan
(honestly Salem, could you do it?)
robin kendall
July 12, 2006
okay, that does it, every two weeks at my house for laundry…
bex
July 12, 2006
can i call paul too if the coked up guy threatens me? all i have at home is a betsy.
ashlynn
July 12, 2006
I love the Stanleys
Ben
July 13, 2006
Jordan, I’m happy to kick the crap out of anyone that bugs you. I think your resume of Paul Ferney’s toughness is more about his mental toughness. You might need more physical toughness for such occasions. Oh and, yes, I have won the Stanley cup. In fact, I think, no, I know I have the highest aggregate score. Let me know. I should be out there anyway for girlie week (like Salem and Jared).
rachel
July 13, 2006
If only Ben could really fly . . . we would all be safer
steve u.
July 13, 2006
If you need someone to climb a rope or pick pennies from the bottom of a pool, call the other Stanley Cup boys. If you need a little ass kicking done, call in the Washington County Fair boxing champ — who, by the way, won the Stanley Cup the year we did some boulder throwing and one-legged ass kicking. You got it — Lucky 7, the only competitor to ever send someone else to the hospital.
So, Salem, Jared and Ben are going out for GIRLS weekend? Figures.
liz s
July 13, 2006
It sounds like we need to have another Stanley cup at Rising Star Laundromat between Ben, Salem, Paul, and Jared during girlie weekend to properly determine physical toughness. In addition to beating up the coke head, I think the challenge should also include who can survive being stuffed into a washing machine for an entire spin cycle.
jordan
July 13, 2006
I think there should also be a painting competition at the Rising Star.
Salem
July 13, 2006
Jordan,
I lived with you longer than anyone else but Mom. Paul has only lasted a little over a year. When he hit 19 years, let me know.
Liz,
Another event we could do is to talk about triathlons and see who goes crazy first.
Ben,
Are you really going to be in SF? If so I could probably get Scott Kendall to come up and that’s quorum for a Stanley cup.
Salem
July 13, 2006
Steve,
I believe the other events that year, the ones you actually did well in, were the ice cream eating, and paper airplane building. Pretty low on the toughness scale if you ask me.
steve u.
July 13, 2006
As I recall, I locked it up in the last 2 events — chewing through a metal pipe and maming an opponent.
liz s
July 13, 2006
steve, you scare me. but let’s see how you do against a vicious bear the size of an elephant.
steve u.
July 13, 2006
Liz,
Funny you should say that. I was eating a vicious bear the size of an elephant while reading Jordan’s blog.