Dear Paul:

I love you very much. And I know we were just talking yesterday about really sticking to our monthly budget and I know I agreed to it. But that was before I knew this picnicking purse existed. It’s on sale! Think of how much money we’ll actually be saving. If my pleas don’t work with you. I want you to take a look into the eyes of the polka dot fabric and say no to that. I don’t think anyone could look into that sweet face and still have a cold heart.

Please, please , pretty please.