{This email I sent out to my bridesmaids titled :How to be a Bridesmaid 101}.

Most of you don’t know each other, so I thought it is time I introduced you all formally.

Ashlynn Allen Mitchell has been one of my best friends for a long time. We we’re friends when we thought grunge was cool. We were really sad when Kurt left us.

Danika Larsen Gunn became my good friend my freshman year of college. We worked in the wilderness together. And she is forever indebted to me because I set her up with her man.

Charlotte Smith of America I met in Logan and the first time I saw her dancing to the Black eyed peas in the Blvd house I knew we’d be friends in our heart of hearts.

Aubrey Trinnaman I met a long time ago. But it wasn’t until we lived under the same roof I realized she was a genius and I needed to get her to use her forces for good and not for evil.

Rebecca Gholdston I met here in San Francisco and she hooks me up like a good friend should. If nothing else, she showed me the magical ways of the gocco.

Also, I know it can be a really fun thing to be a bridesmaid but there are some challenges too. One little known fact about bridesmaids is that they have to do whatever the bride commands them to do. So if I command you to fan me and feed me grapes, that is just something that you’ll need to be prepared to do. Another important thing to do is to make sure you look really hot. But none of you should look hotter than me. This is very important.